Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs | The Locust

Feat.

Release date 2012

Tracklist

1

How to Become a Virgin

2

Who Wants a Dose of the Clap

3

Twenty Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

4

Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

5

The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

6

Perils of Believing in Round Squares

7

Flash’s Theme

8

Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

9

Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini‐Abs

10

Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine

11

Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby

12

Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

13

Flight of the Wounded Locust

14

Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed

15

Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand Me Down Display Case

16

This Is Radio Surgery

17

Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition

18

19

Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle

20

Moth Eaten Deer Head

21

Brand New Set of Teeth

22

How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

23

Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

24

Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)

25

Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

26

Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees

27

Straight From the Horse's Mouth

28

An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

29

Twenty Three Full Time Cowboys

30

Backbones of Jack Asses

31

Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

32

Skin Graft at Seventy Five Miles Per Hour

33

High‐Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

34

Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)

35

Kill Roger Hedgecock

36

Hairspray Suppository

37

Cattle Mutilation

38

Prepare to Qualify

39

40

Off by a Long Shot

41

42

Head Hits Concrete

43

44

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