Al Franken

Oh, the Things I Know!

Release date 2002

Tracklist

1
To the Listener
1:14
1:14
2
Oh, You Shouldn't Skip the Introduction!
4:00
4:00
3
Chapter 01: Oh, the Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating!
10:44
10:44
4
Chapter 02: Oh, the Advice You Should Ignore!
5:33
5:33
5
Chapter 03: Oh, the Personal Notes You Should Write!
6:14
6:14
6
Chapter 04: Oh, Are You Going to Hate Your First Job!
8:50
8:50
7
Chapter 05: Oh, the Drugs You Will Take!
4:52
4:52
8
Chapter 06: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Have!
6:23
6:23
9
Chapter 07: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Fake! (For the Ladies)
3:06
3:06
10
Chapter 08: Oh, If You're Involved in Hardcore Bondage and Discipline, You Should Have a 'safeword'!
2:11
2:11
11
Chapter 09: Oh, Pick a Religion, Any Religion!
5:30
5:30
12
Chapter 10: Oh, the Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself!
4:54
4:54
13
Chapter 11: Oh, the Politicians Who Will Disappoint You!
5:34
5:34
14
Chapter 12: Oh, the Person of Your Dreams vs. The Person You Can Actually Attract!
6:05
6:05
15
Chapter 13: Oh, Just Looking at Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!
5:14
5:14
16
Chapter 14: Oh, the Violent Television Your Children Will Watch!
5:47
5:47
17
Chapter 15: Oh, the Bad Investments You'll Make (And the Good Ones You Won't)!
6:42
6:42
18
Chapter 16: Oh, You Should Go to Canada and See the Northern Lights Before You Die!
5:11
5:11
19
Chapter 17: Oh, the Weight You Will Gain!
5:58
5:58
20
Chapter 18: Oh, the Houses You Will Covet, and the Homeowners You Will Envy!
6:57
6:57
21
Chapter 19: Oh, the People You Must Trample to Get Ahead!
3:39
3:39
22
Chapter 20: Oh, the Books You'll Read!
4:34
4:34
23
Chapter 21: Oh, the People You'll Sue!
2:17
2:17
24
Chapter 22: Oh, Watch Out for Disgruntled Former Employees!
4:32
4:32
25
Chapter 23: Oh, the Giving Back to Your Community You Oughtta Be Doing, Instead of Listening to This!
8:30
8:30
26
Chapter 24: Oh, the Best Is Yet to Come!
5:23
5:23
27
Chapter 25: Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering After Effects!
5:39
5:39
28
Chapter 26: Oh, Laughter Is the Best Medicine!
3:40
3:40
29
Chapter 27: Oh, the Loneliness, the Loneliness!
4:40
4:40
30
Chapter 28: Oh, the Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!
3:31
3:31
31
Oh, the Afterward!
3:00
3:00