Allan Sherman

My Son, the Box

Release date November 08, 2005

Tracklist

1
Jack Benny Introduction (outtake)
0:35
0:35
2
The Ballad of Harry Lewis
3:40
3:40
3
Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max
2:39
2:39
4
Sir Greenbaum's Madrigal
3:39
3:39
5
My Zelda
3:35
3:35
6
The Streets of Miami
5:20
5:20
7
Sara Jockman
2:28
2:28
8
Jump Down, Spin Around (Pick a Dress o' Cotton)
2:14
2:14
9
Seltzer Boy
3:28
3:28
10
Oh Boy
4:04
4:04
11
Shticks and Stones
5:43
5:43
12
My Fair Lady - Scene I: Outside of the National Theatre, 2nd Ave., New York (outtake)
3:24
3:24
13
My Fair Lady - Wouldn't It Be Lovely (outtake)
1:25
1:25
14
My Fair Lady - Scene II: At the C & L Delicatessen, 76th St. & Broadway (outtake)
1:31
1:31
15
My Fair Lady - With a Little Bit of Lox (outtake)
2:26
2:26
16
My Fair Lady - Scene III: At Grossinger's (outtake)
0:24
0:24
17
My Fair Lady - On the Streets Where We Live (outtake)
2:02
2:02
18
My Fair Lady - Scene IV: At His Home (outtake)
2:24
2:24
19
My Fair Lady - I Got the Customers to Face (outtake)
1:14
1:14
20
My Fair Lady - Scene V: In the Candy Store (outtake)
1:04
1:04
21
My Fair Lady - Get Me to the Temple on Time (outtake)
1:34
1:34
22
Al 'N Yetta
3:26
3:26
23
Medley: Barry Is the Baby's Name / Horowitz / Get on the Garden Freeway
2:15
2:15
24
Mexican Hat Dance
2:03
2:03
25
The Bronx Bird Watcher
3:12
3:12
26
The Let's All Call Up A.T.&T. and Protest to the President March
2:38
2:38
27
Harvey and Shiela
3:35
3:35
28
Won't You Come Home, Disraeli?
2:21
2:21
29
No One's Perfect
3:35
3:35
30
When I Was a Lad
2:37
2:37
31
ME!
2:36
2:36
32
Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other
5:49
5:49
33
Chopped Liver (outtake)
4:12
4:12
34
Smart Ass (outtake)
1:32
1:32
35
You Went the Wrong Way, Old King Louie
3:30
3:30
36
Automation, I Know
3:24
3:24
37
I See Bones
3:19
3:19
38
Hungarian Goulash No. 5
2:37
2:37
39
Headaches
2:55
2:55
40
Here’s to the Crabgrass
3:16
3:16
41
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)
2:54
2:54
42
Hippopotamuses Song
3:35
3:35
43
Ratfink Rattfink Rat Fink
2:23
2:23
44
You’re Getting to Be a Rabbit With Me
1:53
1:53
45
Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
2:24
2:24
46
Hail to Thee, Fat Person
1:44
1:44
47
Sue Me
2:32
2:32
48
12 Gifts of Christmas (Funny Christmas Songs)
3:27
3:27
49
(Heart) Skin
2:30
2:30
50
Lotsa Luck
2:58
2:58
51
(Green Eyes) Green Stamps
2:42
2:42
52
(Holiday for Strings) Holiday for States
1:36
1:36
53
You Need an Analyst
3:23
3:23
54
The Drop-Outs March
2:48
2:48
55
I Can’t Dance
2:29
2:29
56
Night and Day (with Punctuation Marks)
3:21
3:21
57
Little Butterball
1:53
1:53
58
Good Advice
8:36
8:36
59
Bla Bla Bla Bla Says Count Dracula
2:23
2:23
60
Back to Camp Granada
3:17
3:17
61
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb
3:20
3:20
62
Your Mother’s Here to Stay
2:47
2:47
63
Pills That Make You Happy
1:52
1:52
64
Shine On, Harvey Bloom
2:46
2:46
65
J.C. Cohen
4:49
4:49
66
I Hate the Beatles (Paul George John Ringo)
3:07
3:07
67
Beautiful Teamsters
2:45
2:45
68
Kiss of Myer
2:31
2:31
69
America’s a Nice Italian Name
5:06
5:06
70
The Twelve Gifts of Christmas (edited version)
3:25
3:25
71
Bye Bye Blumberg
3:06
3:06
72
It’s a Most Unusual Day (It’s a Most Unusual Play)
2:26
2:26
73
The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
2:16
2:16
74
That Old Black Magic (That Old Back Scratcher)
2:33
2:33
75
Call Me Irresponsible (Call Me)
2:58
2:58
76
Peyton Place, U.S.A.
3:10
3:10
77
The Drinking Man’s Diet
2:41
2:41
78
Secret Love (Secret Code)
2:23
2:23
79
The Continental (The Painless Dentist Song)
2:43
2:43
80
Chim Cher-ee
3:35
3:35
81
Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
2:32
2:32
82
An Average Song
1:04
1:04
83
When I'm in the Mood for Love (You're in the Mood for Herring) (alternate version with extra verse)
2:32
2:32
84
Somewhere
2:23
2:23
85
Crazy Downtown (extended version)
2:57
2:57
86
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) (new 1964 version) (alternate version)
2:34
2:34
87
Where Do You Come From Tex (outtake)
3:04
3:04
88
Between 18th & 19th on Chestnut Street (outtake)
2:27
2:27
89
Christmas '65 (Draft Cards) (outtake)
1:53
1:53
90
Intro to Allan Sherman Record (promo version)
0:18
0:18
91
Introduction – Short Songs
1:52
1:52
92
Taking Lessons
2:53
2:53
93
A Waste of Money
2:16
2:16
94
How Van Nuys Got Its Name
1:05
1:05
95
Smog Gets in Your Eyes
1:23
1:23
96
Scotch and/or Water
0:31
0:31
97
Sorry 'Bout That
2:27
2:27
98
The Learner's Brassiere
1:37
1:37
99
Mononeucleosis is the Kissing Disease
1:56
1:56
100
In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed
0:57
0:57
101
Dodgin' The Draft
2:15
2:15
102
The Rebel
3:42
3:42
103
Warning to Those Who Have a Low Threshold of Sex
1:11
1:11
104
When I'm in the Mood for Love (You're in the Mood for Herring)
2:15
2:15
105
Second Hand Nose
2:13
2:13
106
A Few Words About Chinese New Year
1:16
1:16
107
Sam You Made the Pants Too Long
2:45
2:45
108
If I Could Play Piano
2:10
2:10
109
Son of Peyton Place
6:15
6:15
110
His Own Little Island (outtake)
1:54
1:54
111
Odd Ball (single version)
1:47
1:47
112
His Own Little Island (single version)
2:00
2:00
113
Makin' Coffee
3:10
3:10
114
Vending Machines
2:58
2:58
115
There Are Cups
2:07
2:07
116
That's How the Change Is Made
2:19
2:19
117
The Wonderful Tree in the Forest
3:32
3:32
118
Scott Cups
2:29
2:29
119
Westchester Hadassah
2:01
2:01
120
Strange Things in My Soup
2:19
2:19
121
Turn Back the Clock
2:35
2:35
122
Signs
2:21
2:21
123
Down the Drain
3:21
3:21
124
Plan Ahead
2:06
2:06
125
Togetherness
1:40
1:40
126
Spanish Flea
1:37
1:37
127
My Aunt Minnie
2:14
2:14
128
If I Were a Tishman
2:47
2:47
129
There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
2:09
2:09
130
Dumdum
2:26
2:26
131
Somewhere (outtake)
4:28
4:28
132
Westchester Hadassah (alternate version)
2:00
2:00
133
Turn Back the Clock (Takes 1 & 2) (alternate version)
1:18
1:18
134
Down the Drain (take 1) (alternate version)
0:57
0:57
135
Plan Ahead (take 1) (alternate version)
1:21
1:21
136
Togetherness (alternate version)
0:42
0:42
137
Spanish Flea (alternate version)
1:36
1:36
138
If I Were a Tishman (alternate version)
2:49
2:49
139
There's No Governor Like Our New Governor (takes 2 & 3) (alternate version)
0:47
0:47
140
Introduction
0:32
0:32
141
Encron Is a Brand New Fiber
0:37
0:37
142
Put Them All Together They Spell Encron
0:36
0:36
143
There Is a Fiber Called Encron
0:37
0:37
144
Encron Alive, Alive-O
0:37
0:37
145
Encron's the Name
0:37
0:37
146
Why They Call It Encron
0:37
0:37
147
Encron, Encron
0:36
0:36
148
Encron Is a Great New Fiber
0:39
0:39
149
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) (live version)
2:51
2:51