Bob Rivers Discography Greatest Hits

Greatest Hits

Release date 2008

Tracklist

1

50 Plates to Feed My Brother

1:42

2

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

1:37

3

A Letter To Santa

2:40

4

A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas

4:45

5

1:48

6

American Pie Eulogy

2:57

7

Another Kick in the Balls

1:36

8

2:17

9

2:22

10

Be Claus I Got High

3:27

11

Biker’s Christmas Carol

2:55

12

Bin Laden and the Jets

1:47

13

Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas

2:00

14

Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.

2:58

15

Born to Be Mild

1:52

16

2:37

17

Burned on the Barbeque

2:28

18

Butch the Gay Santa Claus

1:37

19

Buttcracker Suite

4:04

20

Carol of the Bartenders

1:39

21

Caught Me One Handed

2:06

22

2:32

23

Cheney's Got a Gun

2:17

24

Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)

2:17

25

Clean the Catbox

2:03

26

3:47

27

2:48

28

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

2:37

29

Doin’ It Doggystyle

2:35

30

Dolly Parton’s Tits

1:56

31

Drivers on the Phone

2:28

32

Elmo’s Got a Gun

1:22

33

Fart in an Elevator

3:31

34

Feelin’ Boobies

1:14

35

For Those Who Bombed Iraq

1:59

36

1:17

37

2:10

38

2:33

39

Frosty the Pervert

2:26

40

Getting Fatter All the Time

1:56

41

Ghosts in White Linen

1:16

42

Gilligans Island

0:58

43

Gimmie 12 Steps

2:41

44

Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck

2:25

45

Gropin' in the Classroom

2:07

46

0:57

47

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

1:50

48

Heavin’ on a Jet Plane

1:37

49

Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS

2:19

50

Hey You! Get Off of My House

2:53

51

Ho Ho Fucking Ho

2:37

52

Holy Shit, It’s Christmas

3:04

53

Homeless for the Holidays

2:52

54

I Am Santa Claus

3:23

55

I Can’t Ski Babe

2:29

56

I Fought the Lawn

1:30

57

I Let an Intern Go Down on Me

2:05

58

I Like Big Tits

2:52

59

I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand

2:58

60

I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are

2:26

61

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

2:54

62

I Saw Her Leaning There

1:46

63

I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

2:43

64

I Used to Rock & Roll All Night

2:20

65

I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas

2:11

66

I Want a Boob Job for Christmas

2:43

67

2:00

68

3:39

69

I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas

2:27

70

I’ll Never Shit Solid Again

3:17

71

I'm a Weight Watcher

1:43

72

Inflatable Woman

2:45

73

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year

2:52

74

Itty Bitty Titties

3:39

75

Joy to the World

1:22

76

Kill the Wabbit

2:17

77

1:21

78

1:36

79

Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

3:18

80

Little Hummer Girl

2:05

81

Lots of Cleavage

1:14

82

4:02

83

Me and Mrs. Claus

2:20

84

Menopause Is Coming to Town

0:58

85

1:20

86

O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads

1:26

87

Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy

1:48

88

One Turban, One Scott and One Queer

2:44

89

Pick My Nose Again

1:42

90

Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman

1:26

91

Please Don’t Wear That Thong

1:53

92

2:33

93

Police Stop My Car

1:59

94

Rare Funny Star Trek Parody

4:56

95

Rock-N-Roll Scooby Doo

1:52

96

Rusty Chevrolet

2:38

97

Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town

1:10

98

School’s Out of Ammo

2:20

99

Sea Lion Eats Tonight

2:48

100

Space Station Oddity

2:24

101

Stan Writes Santa

3:23

102

Strawberry Rehabs Forever

3:11

103

Suck on My Cock

2:14

104

Take a Whack on the U.S. Side

2:55

105

Taliban on the Run

2:41

106

The 12 Drugs of Christmas

3:21

107

1:45

108

The Chimney Song

2:12

109

The Devil Went Down to Jamaica

2:42

110

The Girl With Emphysema

2:48

111

The Little Hooters Girl

1:53

112

The No Smoking Song

2:19

113

The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’

1:35

114

The Taliban Can

1:59

115

There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis

2:42

116

Tight Christmas

2:54

117

2:34

118

Walk With an Erection

3:28

119

Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear

1:53

120

1:42

121

We Buy the Tampons

2:29

122

We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us

0:50

123

We’re a Ukrainian Band

1:46

124

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

3:08

125

When a Man Loves a Chicken

2:59

126

White Ford Bronco

1:55

127

1:16

128

White Trash Christmas

2:47

129

Who Put the Dick on the Snowman

1:06

130

Who Put the Stump

2:13

131

Will They Stay or Will They Go?

1:32

132

Windows 95 Sucks

2:10

133

With Legs Wide Open

3:13

134

3:30

135

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

2:30

136

You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas

3:57

137

You Chesty Thing

2:18

138

You Don't Smell Like Flowers

1:42

139

You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling

1:12

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