Bob Rivers

Greatest Hits

Release date 2008

Tracklist

1
50 Plates to Feed My Brother
1:42
1:42
2
50 Ways to Eat Your Lover
1:37
1:37
3
A Letter To Santa
2:40
2:40
4
A "Poor Boy’s" 12 Days of Christmas
4:45
4:45
5
Ally McBeal
1:48
1:48
6
American Pie Eulogy
2:57
2:57
7
Another Kick in the Balls
1:36
1:36
8
As Beers Go By
2:17
2:17
9
Asshole Son
2:22
2:22
10
Be Claus I Got High
3:27
3:27
11
Biker’s Christmas Carol
2:55
2:55
12
Bin Laden and the Jets
1:47
1:47
13
Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas
2:00
2:00
14
Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
2:58
2:58
15
Born to Be Mild
1:52
1:52
16
Bowel Moves
2:37
2:37
17
Burned on the Barbeque
2:28
2:28
18
Butch the Gay Santa Claus
1:37
1:37
19
Buttcracker Suite
4:04
4:04
20
Carol of the Bartenders
1:39
1:39
21
Caught Me One Handed
2:06
2:06
22
Chatroom
2:32
2:32
23
Cheney's Got a Gun
2:17
2:17
24
Christmas Money (That’s What I Want)
2:17
2:17
25
Clean the Catbox
2:03
2:03
26
Condom Song
3:47
3:47
27
Cows With Guns
2:48
2:48
28
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
2:37
2:37
29
Doin’ It Doggystyle
2:35
2:35
30
Dolly Parton’s Tits
1:56
1:56
31
Drivers on the Phone
2:28
2:28
32
Elmo’s Got a Gun
1:22
1:22
33
Fart in an Elevator
3:31
3:31
34
Feelin’ Boobies
1:14
1:14
35
For Those Who Bombed Iraq
1:59
1:59
36
Foreigners
1:17
1:17
37
Free as a Turd
2:10
2:10
38
Free Ballin’
2:33
2:33
39
Frosty the Pervert
2:26
2:26
40
Getting Fatter All the Time
1:56
1:56
41
Ghosts in White Linen
1:16
1:16
42
Gilligans Island
0:58
0:58
43
Gimmie 12 Steps
2:41
2:41
44
Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
2:25
2:25
45
Gropin' in the Classroom
2:07
2:07
46
Hark! The Hair
0:57
0:57
47
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
1:50
1:50
48
Heavin’ on a Jet Plane
1:37
1:37
49
Hello, I Love You, Let’s Get Tested, for AIDS
2:19
2:19
50
Hey You! Get Off of My House
2:53
2:53
51
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
2:37
2:37
52
Holy Shit, It’s Christmas
3:04
3:04
53
Homeless for the Holidays
2:52
2:52
54
I Am Santa Claus
3:23
3:23
55
I Can’t Ski Babe
2:29
2:29
56
I Fought the Lawn
1:30
1:30
57
I Let an Intern Go Down on Me
2:05
2:05
58
I Like Big Tits
2:52
2:52
59
I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand
2:58
2:58
60
I Love Your Breasts the Way They Are
2:26
2:26
61
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
2:54
2:54
62
I Saw Her Leaning There
1:46
1:46
63
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
2:43
2:43
64
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
2:20
2:20
65
I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
2:11
2:11
66
I Want a Boob Job for Christmas
2:43
2:43
67
I Want My MP3
2:00
2:00
68
Ice Fish Baby
3:39
3:39
69
I’ll Be Stoned for Christmas
2:27
2:27
70
I’ll Never Shit Solid Again
3:17
3:17
71
I'm a Weight Watcher
1:43
1:43
72
Inflatable Woman
2:45
2:45
73
It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
2:52
2:52
74
Itty Bitty Titties
3:39
3:39
75
Joy to the World
1:22
1:22
76
Kill the Wabbit
2:17
2:17
77
Kittycat Song
1:21
1:21
78
Leader of Iraq
1:36
1:36
79
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
3:18
3:18
80
Little Hummer Girl
2:05
2:05
81
Lots of Cleavage
1:14
1:14
82
Marijuanaville
4:02
4:02
83
Me and Mrs. Claus
2:20
2:20
84
Menopause Is Coming to Town
0:58
0:58
85
My Medication
1:20
1:20
86
O Come All Ye Greatful Dead-Heads
1:26
1:26
87
Oh God, I’m an Ocean Bouy
1:48
1:48
88
One Turban, One Scott and One Queer
2:44
2:44
89
Pick My Nose Again
1:42
1:42
90
Please Don’t Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
1:26
1:26
91
Please Don’t Wear That Thong
1:53
1:53
92
PMS
2:33
2:33
93
Police Stop My Car
1:59
1:59
94
Rare Funny Star Trek Parody
4:56
4:56
95
Rock-N-Roll Scooby Doo
1:52
1:52
96
Rusty Chevrolet
2:38
2:38
97
Santa’s Whore Is Coming to Town
1:10
1:10
98
School’s Out of Ammo
2:20
2:20
99
Sea Lion Eats Tonight
2:48
2:48
100
Space Station Oddity
2:24
2:24
101
Stan Writes Santa
3:23
3:23
102
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
3:11
3:11
103
Suck on My Cock
2:14
2:14
104
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
2:55
2:55
105
Taliban on the Run
2:41
2:41
106
The 12 Drugs of Christmas
3:21
3:21
107
The AOL Song
1:45
1:45
108
The Chimney Song
2:12
2:12
109
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica
2:42
2:42
110
The Girl With Emphysema
2:48
2:48
111
The Little Hooters Girl
1:53
1:53
112
The No Smoking Song
2:19
2:19
113
The Restroom Door Said, ’Gentlemen’
1:35
1:35
114
The Taliban Can
1:59
1:59
115
There’s a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
2:42
2:42
116
Tight Christmas
2:54
2:54
117
Toy Sack
2:34
2:34
118
Walk With an Erection
3:28
3:28
119
Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear
1:53
1:53
120
Wappin’
1:42
1:42
121
We Buy the Tampons
2:29
2:29
122
We Wish You Weren’t Living With Us
0:50
0:50
123
We’re a Ukrainian Band
1:46
1:46
124
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
3:08
3:08
125
When a Man Loves a Chicken
2:59
2:59
126
White Ford Bronco
1:55
1:55
127
White Pussy
1:16
1:16
128
White Trash Christmas
2:47
2:47
129
Who Put the Dick on the Snowman
1:06
1:06
130
Who Put the Stump
2:13
2:13
131
Will They Stay or Will They Go?
1:32
1:32
132
Windows 95 Sucks
2:10
2:10
133
With Legs Wide Open
3:13
3:13
134
Wonderbra
3:30
3:30
135
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
2:30
2:30
136
You Ain’t Getting Shit for Christmas
3:57
3:57
137
You Chesty Thing
2:18
2:18
138
You Don't Smell Like Flowers
1:42
1:42
139
You’ve Lost That Lesbo Feeling
1:12
1:12