Fathers Day

You Can Never Have It All

Release date May 01, 2020

Tracklist

1
I Gotta Look My Best
0:45
0:45
2
Are You Asleep Out There?
0:25
0:25
3
Get a Haircut
0:18
0:18
4
When Are You Gonna Grow Up?
0:40
0:40
5
Did I Use the Word Divorce?
0:32
0:32
6
When I Say "Woman"
0:33
0:33
7
Stupid Dog
1:25
1:25
8
Fight Like a Man
1:21
1:21
9
Less of This, More of This
0:20
0:20
10
Cellphones
1:25
1:25
11
I Am Right, You Are Wrong
1:02
1:02
12
Never Shave It Off
1:47
1:47
13
She's Just a Friend
1:28
1:28
14
You Don't Know What You're Talking About
1:12
1:12
15
America's Toughest Sheriff
3:41
3:41
16
Do the Dad
4:06
4:06
17
This Really Happened
1:32
1:32
18
My Property
1:36
1:36
19
Nobody Cares
2:15
2:15
20
You Can Tuck Yourself In
1:37
1:37
21
Why Are You So Mad?
0:59
0:59
22
Pink Sock (McDaniels Cover)
1:33
1:33
23
Spank the World
2:04
2:04
24
Dad Deserves the Breast
4:44
4:44
25
Don't Touch the Thermostat
0:27
0:27
26
You're Not Gay
0:51
0:51
27
Duh Duh
1:16
1:16
28
Sleazy
1:09
1:09
29
It's Not Love (It's Dad Stuff)
0:58
0:58
30
I Don't Fucking Think So
1:08
1:08
31
Get in the Kitchen
1:16
1:16
32
College Fund
2:06
2:06
33
Call Me Dad
1:00
1:00
34
You're Lucky to Be Eating at the Sizzler
1:52
1:52
35
No Daughter of Mine
1:24
1:24
36
Pants on Fire (I Hate My Kids)
2:04
2:04
37
Slut
0:33
0:33
38
I'm a Dr. Now Bitch!
1:17
1:17
39
Put Your Feelings in a Bundt Cake
0:51
0:51
40
I Don't Fucking Think So
6:23
6:23
41
True Story
1:04
1:04
42
Your Music Sucks
0:46
0:46
43
Midlife Crisis
0:59
0:59
44
My Sons a Gay
0:49
0:49
45
My Son Went to Art School
1:10
1:10
46
This Is My House Too
0:13
0:13
47
BBQ Sandwich Kiss
0:48
0:48
48
I Like Your Mom
1:22
1:22
49
I Have So Much Respect for Women
0:25
0:25
50
You Lost My Screwdriver
0:49
0:49
51
I Used to Be Loved
2:28
2:28
52
I Can't Spend Time With You
3:07
3:07
53
My Daughters a Slut
0:44
0:44
54
Turn Your Music Down
0:19
0:19
55
Clean Your Room
1:26
1:26
56
You Can't Do Anything Right
1:12
1:12
57
Ray
0:27
0:27
58
I Didn't Do That at Your Age
0:31
0:31
59
Disney World
7:13
7:13