Columbus, OH

The Old Masters, Box One

Release year 1985

Tracklist

1
Hungry Freaks Daddy
2
I Ain’t Got No Heart
3
Who Are the Brain Police?
4
Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
5
Motherly Love
6
How Could I Be Such a Fool
7
Wowie Zowie
8
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
9
Any Way the Wind Blows
10
I’m Not Satisfied
11
You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
12
Trouble Every Day
13
Help, I’m a Rock
14
It Can’t Happen Here
15
The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
16
Plastic People
17
The Duke of Prunes
18
Amnesia Vivace
19
The Duke Regains His Chops
20
Call Any Vegetable
21
Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
22
Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of Side #1
23
America Drinks
24
Status Back Baby
25
Uncle Bernie’s Farm
26
Son of Suzy Creamcheese
27
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
28
America Drinks & Goes Home
29
Are You Hung Up?
30
Who Needs the Peace Corps
31
Concentration Moon
32
Mom and Dad
33
Bow Tie Daddy
34
Harry, You’re a Beast
35
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body
36
Absolutely Free
37
Flower Punk
38
Hot Poop
39
Nasal Retentive Caliope
40
Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
41
The Idiot Bastard Son
42
The Idiot Bastard Son
43
Lonely Little Girl
44
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
45
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (reprise)
46
Mother People
47
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
48
Lumpy Gravy, Part One
49
Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
50
Cheap Thrills
51
Love of My Life
52
How Could I Be Such a Fool
53
Deseri
54
I’m Not Satisfied
55
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
56
Anything
57
Later That Night
58
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
59
Fountain of Love
60
No No No
61
Anyway the Wind Blows
62
Stuff Up the Cracks
63
Theme From “Run Home Slow”
64
Original Duke of Prunes
65
Opening Night Party at Studio Z (Collage)
66
The Village Inn
67
Steal Away
68
I Was a Teen‐Age Malt Shop
69
The Birth of Captain Beefheart
70
Metal Man Has Won His Wings
71
Power Trio Segment From the Saints ’n Sinners
72
Bossa Nova Pervertamento
73
Excerpt From the Uncle Frankie Show
74
Charva
75
Speed‐Freak Boogie
76
Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
77
Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
78
Original Mothers Rehearsal
79
How Could I Be Such a Fool
80
Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
81
Plastic People
82
Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
83
Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right
84
Big Leg Emma