Frank Zappa

The Old Masters, Box One

Release date 1985

Tracklist

1
Hungry Freaks Daddy
3:27
3:27
2
I Ain’t Got No Heart
2:33
2:33
3
Who Are the Brain Police?
3:23
3:23
4
Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder
3:39
3:39
5
Motherly Love
2:47
2:47
6
How Could I Be Such a Fool
2:13
2:13
7
Wowie Zowie
2:51
2:51
8
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
3:19
3:19
9
Any Way the Wind Blows
2:14
2:14
10
I’m Not Satisfied
2:38
2:38
11
You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here
3:40
3:40
12
Trouble Every Day
5:50
5:50
13
Help, I’m a Rock
4:42
4:42
14
It Can’t Happen Here
3:56
3:56
15
The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
12:17
12:17
16
Plastic People
3:40
3:40
17
The Duke of Prunes
2:12
2:12
18
Amnesia Vivace
1:01
1:01
19
The Duke Regains His Chops
1:53
1:53
20
Call Any Vegetable
2:19
2:19
21
Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
6:57
6:57
22
Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of Side #1
1:40
1:40
23
America Drinks
1:52
1:52
24
Status Back Baby
2:52
2:52
25
Uncle Bernie’s Farm
2:09
2:09
26
Son of Suzy Creamcheese
1:33
1:33
27
Brown Shoes Don’t Make It
7:26
7:26
28
America Drinks & Goes Home
2:43
2:43
29
Are You Hung Up?
1:23
1:23
30
Who Needs the Peace Corps
2:34
2:34
31
Concentration Moon
2:17
2:17
32
Mom and Dad
2:16
2:16
33
Bow Tie Daddy
0:34
0:34
34
Harry, You’re a Beast
1:22
1:22
35
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body
1:03
1:03
36
Absolutely Free
3:27
3:27
37
Flower Punk
3:05
3:05
38
Hot Poop
0:30
0:30
39
Nasal Retentive Caliope
2:00
2:00
40
Let’s Make the Water Turn Black
1:41
1:41
41
The Idiot Bastard Son
2:40
2:40
42
The Idiot Bastard Son
0:33
0:33
43
Lonely Little Girl
1:12
1:12
44
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
1:33
1:33
45
What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (reprise)
0:58
0:58
46
Mother People
1:45
1:45
47
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
7:09
7:09
48
Lumpy Gravy, Part One
15:45
15:45
49
Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
15:47
15:47
50
Cheap Thrills
2:37
2:37
51
Love of My Life
3:06
3:06
52
How Could I Be Such a Fool
3:33
3:33
53
Deseri
2:07
2:07
54
I’m Not Satisfied
4:07
4:07
55
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
2:23
2:23
56
Anything
3:06
3:06
57
Later That Night
2:59
2:59
58
You Didn’t Try to Call Me
3:56
3:56
59
Fountain of Love
3:22
3:22
60
No No No
2:15
2:15
61
Anyway the Wind Blows
3:00
3:00
62
Stuff Up the Cracks
4:29
4:29
63
Theme From “Run Home Slow”
1:26
1:26
64
Original Duke of Prunes
1:18
1:18
65
Opening Night Party at Studio Z (Collage)
1:32
1:32
66
The Village Inn
1:17
1:17
67
Steal Away
3:44
3:44
68
I Was a Teen‐Age Malt Shop
1:12
1:12
69
The Birth of Captain Beefheart
0:16
0:16
70
Metal Man Has Won His Wings
3:08
3:08
71
Power Trio Segment From the Saints ’n Sinners
0:34
0:34
72
Bossa Nova Pervertamento
2:17
2:17
73
Excerpt From the Uncle Frankie Show
0:39
0:39
74
Charva
1:59
1:59
75
Speed‐Freak Boogie
4:14
4:14
76
Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
0:55
0:55
77
Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
1:56
1:56
78
Original Mothers Rehearsal
0:22
0:22
79
How Could I Be Such a Fool
1:48
1:48
80
Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
1:10
1:10
81
Plastic People
1:59
1:59
82
Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
0:46
0:46
83
Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right
2:40
2:40
84
Big Leg Emma
2:32
2:32