Frank Zappa

The Old Masters, Box Two

Release date November, 1986

Tracklist

1
Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme
2
The Voice of Cheese
3
Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
4
Zolar Czakl
5
Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
2:47
2:47
6
The Legend of the Golden Arches
7
Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)
8
The Dog Breath Variations
1:41
1:41
9
Sleeping in a Jar
2:59
2:59
10
Our Bizarre Relationship
11
The Uncle Meat Variations
12
Electric Aunt Jemima
13
Prelude to King Kong
14
God Bless America (live at the Whisky a Go Go)
15
A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
11:33
11:33
16
Ian Underwood Whips It Out (live on stage in Copenhagen)
17
Mr Green Genes
18
We Can Shoot You
19
If We’d All Been Living in California…
20
The Air
21
Project X
22
Cruising for Burgers
2:45
2:45
23
King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)
24
King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom Dewild)
25
King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)
26
King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)
27
King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)
28
King Kong (live on a flat bed diesel in the middle of a race track at a Miami pop festival… The Underwood Ramifications)
29
Peaches En Regalia
2:36
2:36
30
Willie the Pimp
2:11
2:11
31
Son of Mr. Green Genes
8:58
8:58
32
Little Umbrellas
3:08
3:08
33
The Gumbo Variations
34
It Must Be a Camel
35
WPLJ
2:38
2:38
36
Igor’s Boogie, Phase One
37
Overture to a Holiday in Berlin
38
Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich
39
Igor’s Boogie, Phase Two
40
Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown
41
Aybe Sea
42
The Little House I Used to Live In
7:12
7:12
43
Valarie
2:17
2:17
44
Didja Get Any Onya?
45
Directly From My Heart to You
5:17
5:17
46
Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
47
Toads of the Short Forest
1:50
1:50
48
Get a Little
49
Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
50
Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
51
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
3:31
3:31
52
Oh No
2:21
2:21
53
The Orange County Lumber Truck
3:21
3:21
54
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
55
Transylvania Boogie
56
Road Ladies
3:48
3:48
57
Twenty Small Cigars
58
The Nancy & Mary Music
59
Tell Me You Love Me
2:44
2:44
60
Would You Go All the Way?
2:30
2:30
61
Chunga's Revenge
62
The Clap
63
Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
2:20
2:20
64
Sharleena
7:41
7:41
65
Little House I Used to Live In
4:05
4:05
66
The Mud Shark
67
What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
4:55
4:55
68
Bwana Dik
1:45
1:45
69
Latex Solar Beef
1:27
1:27
70
Willie the Pimp, Part One
71
Willie the Pimp, Part Two
72
Do You Like My New Car
2:28
2:28
73
Happy Together
1:31
1:31
74
Lonesome Electric Turkey (encore excerpt feat. Don Preston on Minimoog)
75
Peaches En Regalia
2:36
2:36
76
Tears Began to Fall
2:36
2:36
77
Billy the Mountain
78
Call Any Vegetable
8:41
8:41
79
Eddie, Are You Kidding?
80
Magdalena
81
Dog Breath
1:08
1:08
82
Harry You're a Beast
83
Don Interrupts
84
Piece One
85
Jim/Roy
86
Piece Two
87
Agency Man
6:45
6:45
88
Agency Man (studio version)
89
Lecture From Festival Hall Show
90
Wedding Dress Song / The Handsome Cabin Boy (from the Uncle Meat sessions, 1967)
91
Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
92
The Story of Willie the Pimp
93
Black Beauty
94
Chucha
95
Mothers at KPFK
96
Harmonica Fun