George Carlin

Reads to You

Release date October 11, 2004

Tracklist

1
Preface
4:12
4:12
2
Air Pollution & Seven Things I'm Tired Of
6:28
6:28
3
Food Terms
1:24
1:24
4
Well, Ya Gotta Live Someplace
8:01
8:01
5
Things You Never See
1:00
1:00
6
A Name by Any Other Name
4:26
4:26
7
Appropriate Names
2:37
2:37
8
The George Carlin Book Club Offer No.1-How to Titles
1:09
1:09
9
It's Your Body-Fearless Fashions
8:04
8:04
10
I Can't Recall
0:57
0:57
11
A Place for Your Stuff
9:55
9:55
12
Mental Brain Thoughts
3:48
3:48
13
The New Zodiac
1:14
1:14
14
Hi Mom!
1:04
1:04
15
Baseball and Football
5:24
5:24
16
Give a Hoot
0:42
0:42
17
Sports Roundup
1:58
1:58
18
Fuck You, I Like These Kinds of Jokes
1:48
1:48
19
Let's Beat Them With Our Purses!
1:58
1:58
20
Do, Take, Have, Give
1:22
1:22
21
What's My Motivation
0:45
0:45
22
Anything but the Present
5:34
5:34
23
First Time Human Sacrifice
12:23
12:23
24
Moths
1:00
1:00
25
More Random Thoughts (Peacekeeping Force)
1:06
1:06
26
Television Announcers
7:21
7:21
27
Another Objection on Language
4:10
4:10
28
George Carlin Book Club
1:02
1:02
29
Deaths of Supercelebrities
2:44
2:44
30
The 'Pre' Epidemic
0:46
0:46
31
Popular Beliefs Rooted in Familiar Expressions
6:28
6:28
32
A Few More Oxymorons
0:42
0:42
33
15 Rules to Live By
4:06
4:06
34
Expressions (In the Privacy of Your Own Home)
6:36
6:36
35
More Redundant Expressions
0:46
0:46
36
Peace on You
4:55
4:55
37
Watch Your Mouth
6:30
6:30
38
Reincarnation (Souls)
0:38
0:38
39
My Childhood
5:38
5:38
40
Random Thoughts (Recreational Drugs)
4:59
4:59
41
Language of Comedy/Goodbye
1:47
1:47
42
Forward / Rice Krispies
3:01
3:01
43
Cats & Dogs
3:58
3:58
44
Last Meal
2:46
2:46
45
Rants
3:59
3:59
46
Advertising Lullaby
2:02
2:02
47
Flying
12:01
12:01
48
Sandwich
0:46
0:46
49
Cars & Driving
9:52
9:52
50
Jesus Christ
10:25
10:25
51
Business 10 Steps
0:30
0:30
52
Observations
2:19
2:19
53
Beliefs
4:54
4:54
54
Fussy Eater
4:09
4:09
55
Who's the Boss
1:25
1:25
56
Warm and Cold
0:46
0:46
57
Social Situations
2:14
2:14
58
Vitamins
1:02
1:02
59
Pandas
0:42
0:42
60
Children
6:40
6:40
61
Cookies
0:46
0:46
62
Driving
7:14
7:14
63
Rants
4:32
4:32
64
Airport Security
5:44
5:44
65
Terrorism
1:24
1:24
66
Fear of Germs
5:07
5:07
67
Wishing Wells
0:57
0:57
68
Sex & Violence
0:50
0:50
69
Dogs Don't Care
2:51
2:51
70
Just For Fun
1:54
1:54
71
Camcorder
1:10
1:10
72
Sports
4:17
4:17
73
Thoughts & Facts
2:56
2:56
74
Bullshit
5:14
5:14
75
Death
2:25
2:25
76
Blue Food
0:39
0:39
77
Declare War
5:54
5:54
78
Death Penalty
0:41
0:41
79
Thoughts
2:59
2:59
80
Supermarket
3:28
3:28
81
Legal Advice
1:46
1:46
82
Dogs & Forever
2:06
2:06
83
Entropy & Disorder
9:16
9:16
84
Good Bye
0:17
0:17
85
Intro
0:30
0:30
86
Tell Claus I Said, 'Hello'
4:31
4:31
87
People Who Want to Know the Time
7:30
7:30
88
Favorite Period of Time
1:41
1:41
89
Asylums
5:01
5:01
90
Sports Is Big Business
5:22
5:22
91
The Evening News
2:45
2:45
92
IceBox Man
3:55
3:55
93
Expressions
3:41
3:41
94
Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
3:41
3:41
95
Dogs Come in All Sizes
2:32
2:32
96
Abortion
5:25
5:25
97
Sanctity of Life
3:28
3:28
98
That's a Fine Howdoyado
3:57
3:57
99
Airlines
8:38
8:38
100
20th Century Hostilities
4:22
4:22
101
Telling Time
1:07
1:07
102
Little Moments
1:43
1:43
103
Falling Asleep
0:59
0:59
104
Dogs on TV
0:54
0:54
105
Nice Days
2:34
2:34
106
Rain. Dances. 007
1:11
1:11
107
Ugly Singers
2:01
2:01
108
Secretary of Being in the Closet
2:44
2:44
109
Avant Garde Play
1:14
1:14
110
My Dog
2:51
2:51
111
Saying 'Hello'
3:20
3:20
112
No Complaining About Politicians
3:03
3:03
113
No Brown in the Rainbow
3:00
3:00
114
Grandchildren
0:51
0:51
115
Meaning of Life
1:23
1:23
116
Religious People
6:40
6:40
117
Just Before You Die
0:51
0:51
118
Euphemistic Language
8:07
8:07
119
Rip-Offs
2:45
2:45
120
Bumper Sticker
2:53
2:53
121
A Proposition
1:40
1:40
122
Britain's Return of Hong Kong
0:55
0:55
123
Organ Donors
2:19
2:19
124
'Tippy'
0:52
0:52
125
Free Speech
3:03
3:03
126
Comitting the Perfect Double Murder
2:54
2:54
127
Fun You Can Have
2:04
2:04
128
Latest Disaster
1:20
1:20
129
People I Can Do Without
2:05
2:05
130
When I Was Young
1:06
1:06
131
Angels
2:04
2:04
132
Henry the VIII
0:31
0:31
133
The Red Sox (Socks)
3:08
3:08
134
Quicksand
2:09
2:09
135
Retired People
1:03
1:03
136
Monopoly
3:43
3:43