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George Carlin
Discography
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork C...
George Carlin
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Release date
October 12, 2004
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Tracklist
1
Introduction
2:47
2:47
2
Modern Man
3:10
3:10
3
Euphemisms
4:18
4:18
4
Eye Blaster
4:59
4:59
5
We Control Your Lives
5:10
5:10
6
The Ten Commandments
6:16
6:16
7
Action 6 News
3:55
3:55
8
Guys & Dolls, Part 1: Ladies First
2:27
2:27
9
Another Problem for Women...
8:09
8:09
10
Free Breast Examinations
4:02
4:02
11
Ugly Women
4:31
4:31
12
The Male Disease
7:54
7:54
13
Euphemisms 2
5:24
5:24
14
Reality Shows
5:35
5:35
15
Reality Shows (cont'd)
3:12
3:12
16
Canadians
3:32
3:32
17
Short Jokes
3:33
3:33
18
More Shorties
5:03
5:03
19
Airline Flight Attendants
5:07
5:07
20
Handicaps / I'm Tired
5:13
5:13
21
Euphemisms
3:53
3:53
22
More Euphemisms
8:09
8:09
23
Polically Incorrect
8:14
8:14
24
Locations
4:15
4:15
25
Zones
6:19
6:19
26
Politically Speaking
5:03
5:03
27
Politically Speaking (cont'd)
5:38
5:38
28
Zero Tolerance
6:21
6:21
29
Al Gore's Actions
4:02
4:02
30
More Euphemisms
4:06
4:06
31
Schmucks
5:31
5:31
32
Landmines
4:45
4:45
33
Letter to a Friend
4:46
4:46
34
More Euphemisms
4:35
4:35
35
Restaurants
3:06
3:06
36
Drinking and Driving
5:23
5:23
37
War
2:46
2:46
38
Blind Girls
4:18
4:18
39
Casual on a Cell Phone
5:39
5:39
40
One More Thing You Don't Need
5:15
5:15
41
More Euphemisms
4:39
4:39
42
Old Fashioned
6:31
6:31
43
Store Clerks
5:22
5:22
44
Deceased
4:54
4:54
45
Channel 7 Editorial
3:31
3:31
46
Irish Guys
4:47
4:47
47
Early Boarding
4:05
4:05
48
Traffic
5:14
5:14
49
Dear Friend
4:58
4:58
50
Mr. Policeman
2:49
2:49
51
Fire Dept. Tip
5:22
5:22
52
Activists
5:25
5:25
53
Left Wing Non-Sense
6:08
6:08
54
Short Exchanges
3:16
3:16
55
Radio/TV Interviews
5:07
5:07
56
Head Blew Up
3:53
3:53
57
Silence
6:22
6:22
58
Domestic Terrorism
4:33
4:33
59
Heroes Who Died for Their Country
5:24
5:24
60
Usage
3:04
3:04
61
Reporting a Bombing
4:26
4:26
62
Old Time Radio Favorites
3:03
3:03
63
TV Crap
3:00
3:00
64
Debbie's Checkup
4:25
4:25
65
Confession
4:54
4:54
66
News Report Death of Humpty Dumpty
5:27
5:27
67
Entertaining a Four Year Old
4:19
4:19
68
Road Rage
5:02
5:02
69
Quotes and Stuff
4:01
4:01
70
No More Old People
6:51
6:51
71
Safety Tips
3:58
3:58
72
Sports
3:48
3:48
73
Football Cheers
4:42
4:42
74
Be Well
5:58
5:58
75
Sex Facts From Thailand
3:41
3:41
76
Body Curiosity
3:25
3:25
77
Birthday Party
7:14
7:14
78
Shitty Music
4:48
4:48
79
Opposed to Singing
5:43
5:43
80
Scab
3:23
3:23
81
Poor People
3:49
3:49
82
Hobos
6:21
6:21
83
Orchestra
4:17
4:17
84
Retail
3:24
3:24
85
Letter to a Friend
2:52
2:52
86
Colon Powell
5:33
5:33
87
Sacking a City
4:19
4:19
88
Don't Say to a Comedian
6:31
6:31
89
Countryside Battles
3:35
3:35
90
Instructions
4:46
4:46
91
Graceful Death
6:15
6:15
92
Tumor Humor
4:13
4:13
93
News Descriptions
6:36
6:36
94
Problems and Issues
3:49
3:49