Columbus, OH

Incel Exterminator

Release year 2019

Tracklist

1
This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
2
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
3
The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
4
I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
5
Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
6
Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass Nyhc Clone Bands
7
I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
8
I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
9
Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
10
Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
11
Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
12
Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
13
That Time I Convinced Some Bros That Acab Means a Chill Ass Bro
14
Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
15
Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
16
The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
17
Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
18
I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
19
Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
20
I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
21
Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
22
The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
23
Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
24
I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
25
My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
26
My First Band, FxCxPx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
27
The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
28
Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
29
Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
30
I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
31
I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
32
Chanting “Make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
33
Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
34
Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke