Jerry Seinfeld

Is This Anything?

Release date October 06, 2020

Tracklist

1
Intro
0:19
0:19
2
Preface
11:37
11:37
3
The Left Bit
0:22
0:22
4
Bumper Cars
0:47
0:47
5
Cotton Balls
1:53
1:53
6
Dogs in Cars
1:29
1:29
7
Life Cereal
0:42
0:42
8
Parakeet Mirror
0:57
0:57
9
Roosevelt Island Tramway
0:18
0:18
10
Superman TV Show
1:36
1:36
11
Dogs Vote
0:35
0:35
12
Disneyland
0:28
0:28
13
Dad’s Thermostat
0:47
0:47
14
Parents Look Like
0:28
0:28
15
Adult Pockets
0:36
0:36
16
Pajamas
0:24
0:24
17
Ruin Appetite
0:39
0:39
18
The Frigidaire Building
0:28
0:28
19
First Wallet
0:25
0:25
20
Jawbreakers
0:32
0:32
21
Shoe Store Walk
0:58
0:58
22
Cub Scouts
1:07
1:07
23
Swiss Army Knife
0:30
0:30
24
Gym Class
1:35
1:35
25
75% Body Heat
0:16
0:16
26
Parent Boss
0:28
0:28
27
Mom’s Walls
1:39
1:39
28
Skydive at 19
0:31
0:31
29
Red Metal Horses
0:40
0:40
30
Skydiving Helmet
0:29
0:29
31
Scuba Dying
0:46
0:46
32
Sister Married
0:34
0:34
33
Coming Out to My Parents
0:36
0:36
34
Father Sofa
0:51
0:51
35
Toilet Roll with a Hat
0:35
0:35
36
The Parakeet Life
0:30
0:30
37
Cold Cereal
1:12
1:12
38
Grape-Nuts
0:20
0:20
39
Cereal Serving Suggestion
0:39
0:39
40
Cookie Crisp
0:42
0:42
41
Void Where Prohibited
0:33
0:33
42
Proof of Purchase
0:33
0:33
43
Enough Jokes
0:34
0:34
44
Parents Comedians?
0:25
0:25
45
Sock Closet
0:17
0:17
46
The Sock Escape
0:57
0:57
47
The Sock Left Behind
0:22
0:22
48
Smokers Win Arguments
0:30
0:30
49
Vivian Is Back
0:25
0:25
50
Notary Public
1:10
1:10
51
Lobster Tank
0:32
0:32
52
Piano Store
0:24
0:24
53
Visual Security
1:00
1:00
54
Vague
0:21
0:21
55
Pay Phone Call
0:43
0:43
56
Left Turn Okay
0:29
0:29
57
Political Mascots
1:19
1:19
58
Unemployed
0:44
0:44
59
The ‘New York Times’
0:29
0:29
60
Eyewitness News
0:19
0:19
61
Watching News
0:22
0:22
62
TV Cooking
0:15
0:15
63
The Prisoners of Inertia
1:36
1:36
64
Cops/Posse
0:58
0:58
65
Professional Football
0:28
0:28
66
Time Save
0:32
0:32
67
Oscar Mayer
0:56
0:56
68
Plants
0:23
0:23
69
Dead Pillow
0:26
0:26
70
Telephone Sales
0:20
0:20
71
Desk Family Pictures
0:21
0:21
72
Sweepstakes Letter
1:10
1:10
73
Hallmark Greeting Cards
0:20
0:20
74
Date Job Interview
0:26
0:26
75
Movie Theaters
0:18
0:18
76
Movie Candy
0:26
0:26
77
Personal Maintenance
0:33
0:33
78
Deodorant Soap
0:24
0:24
79
The Last Soap Sliver
0:30
0:30
80
Men’s Room
0:37
0:37
81
Facial Quality
0:21
0:21
82
Cologne Set
1:05
1:05
83
In Sickness
0:27
0:27
84
Have Kids
0:15
0:15
85
A Giant On-Off Switch
0:32
0:32
86
It’s That Guy
0:49
0:49
87
Parking Lots
0:32
0:32
88
The Eighties
2:08
2:08
89
Friendly Pilot Chit Chat
1:23
1:23
90
Keys to the Plane
0:47
0:47
91
Stewardess Emergency Equipment Show
1:11
1:11
92
Airport Cart People
0:32
0:32
93
Airplane Bathroom
1:08
1:08
94
Airport Tuna Sandwich
0:41
0:41
95
Airport X-Ray
1:31
1:31
96
Drugs at Customs
0:22
0:22
97
Plane Crash
0:31
0:31
98
Distance by Time
0:13
0:13
99
Hotels
0:42
0:42
100
Hotel Fire
0:42
0:42
101
Hawaii License Plate
0:13
0:13
102
Northeast Guy
1:04
1:04
103
Cow’s Leather
0:26
0:26
104
Public Speaking
0:22
0:22
105
Neil Armstrong’s Toothbrush
0:43
0:43
106
Monkey Astronauts
0:28
0:28
107
Get Candy
0:48
0:48
108
Halloween/Candy
4:10
4:10
109
Braces Glasses
0:26
0:26
110
Bugs Going?
0:38
0:38
111
Did Comets Kill the Dinosaurs?
0:49
0:49
112
Fun for the Whole Family
0:38
0:38
113
Ancient Cultures
0:27
0:27
114
Air Inside Outside
0:42
0:42
115
New Mexico
0:24
0:24
116
Magician
0:41
0:41
117
Bullet Catch
1:11
1:11
118
McDonald’s Sign
0:55
0:55
119
My Doctor Recommendation
0:46
0:46
120
Pharmacist Two Feet Up
0:54
0:54
121
Supermarket Impulse Buy
0:45
0:45
122
Supermarket Rubber Dividers
0:48
0:48
123
Milk After the Day
2:01
2:01
124
Milk Monitor
0:21
0:21
125
Coffee World
1:03
1:03
126
Mr. Coffee
0:27
0:27
127
Post Office Annoyed
2:00
2:00
128
Post Office Wanted Posters
1:05
1:05
129
Newspapers Perfect Fit
0:38
0:38
130
Execution Style
0:23
0:23
131
Earthquake
0:23
0:23
132
The Button
0:25
0:25
133
Campaign ’88
1:02
1:02
134
Moose Air Lift
0:56
0:56
135
Foam Balls
0:35
0:35
136
Stand by Me
0:24
0:24
137
Star Trek
0:27
0:27
138
Talk Show Host
0:26
0:26
139
TV Flip
1:09
1:09
140
TV Sleep
0:44
0:44
141
We Have Soda
0:47
0:47
142
Movie Plot
2:00
2:00
143
Armrest Battle
0:22
0:22
144
Movie Employee Age Gap
0:38
0:38
145
Movie—TV
0:46
0:46
146
Batman Crooks
0:40
0:40
147
Crook Head Protect
0:19
0:19
148
Crook Life
0:26
0:26
149
Crook Reputation
0:52
0:52
150
Chalk Outline Guy
0:41
0:41
151
Florida Law
0:46
0:46
152
Old People Drive
0:42
0:42
153
Parent Ducklings
0:54
0:54
154
Dad Trunks/Fashion Advice
0:54
0:54
155
Mom Drives
0:53
0:53
156
Old Men Love Heat
0:49
0:49
157
Kotex Lady
0:55
0:55
158
Got Old
0:35
0:35
159
Car-tastic
0:18
0:18
160
New Car Steering Wheel
0:20
0:20
161
Sneezing Driving
0:27
0:27
162
Traffic Lane Experts
0:27
0:27
163
Leaving Car
0:45
0:45
164
Car Alarm
0:30
0:30
165
Padded Ignition Key
0:25
0:25
166
NYC Cab
1:35
1:35
167
Pickup Trucks
0:21
0:21
168
Sports Enthusiasm
0:31
0:31
169
Rooting for Laundry
0:43
0:43
170
The Silver Medal
1:24
1:24
171
The Platforms of Humiliation
0:30
0:30
172
Biathlon
0:21
0:21
173
Platform Diving
0:34
0:34
174
The Involuntary Luge
0:39
0:39
175
Pedestrian Rodeo
0:46
0:46
176
Call Waiting
0:48
0:48
177
Phone Machine
2:07
2:07
178
Cell Phone Speech
0:22
0:22
179
Paint Apartment
0:33
0:33
180
Toaster Room
1:06
1:06
181
Diet
0:36
0:36
182
Restaurant Check Timing
0:57
0:57
183
Nightclub of Clothes
0:53
0:53
184
Dry Cleaning
1:25
1:25
185
Dry Clean Only
0:32
0:32
186
Gentle Cycle
0:24
0:24
187
Engaged
0:35
0:35
188
Commitment
0:41
0:41
189
Mozzarella Relationships
0:32
0:32
190
Cheating
0:16
0:16
191
Friends After Dating
0:22
0:22
192
Baby Life
0:45
0:45
193
Bachelor Party and Bridal Shower
0:19
0:19
194
Bad Gifts
0:25
0:25
195
Touch Face Relationship
0:33
0:33
196
Sperm and Egg
0:32
0:32
197
Pet Monkey
1:23
1:23
198
Date End
0:35
0:35
199
Shower World
0:42
0:42
200
Shower Radio
0:41
0:41
201
I’m Naked
0:52
0:52
202
Women Try On
0:34
0:34
203
The Chicks and the Checks
2:47
2:47
204
Men’s Physical World
1:10
1:10
205
Superhero Men
1:04
1:04
206
Men’s Minds
2:55
2:55
207
Phone Control/Sex Control
2:16
2:16
208
The Nineties
1:58
1:58
209
First Aid
0:25
0:25
210
Museum Security Guards
0:33
0:33
211
Men’s Jobs
0:44
0:44
212
Psychiatrist
0:19
0:19
213
Money
0:38
0:38
214
Office Space
1:16
1:16
215
The Casual Heil
0:33
0:33
216
Malls
0:31
0:31
217
Really Bad Traffic
1:02
1:02
218
Parking Garage
0:24
0:24
219
Future Outfits
1:59
1:59
220
Maid
0:31
0:31
221
A Little Hair
0:48
0:48
222
Alone in the Bathroom
0:32
0:32
223
Alcatraz Faucets
0:46
0:46
224
Missed Flight
0:37
0:37
225
Horse Racing
1:34
1:34
226
Glue Factory
0:39
0:39
227
Horseback
1:29
1:29
228
Horsepower
0:56
0:56
229
Horse Trailer
0:38
0:38
230
Pony
1:03
1:03
231
Nose Job
0:38
0:38
232
Mad Cow
0:26
0:26
233
Drugstore
2:48
2:48
234
Doctor’s Waiting Room
2:09
2:09
235
May Contain
0:17
0:17
236
Chock Full o’Nuts
0:27
0:27
237
Improved Tide
0:37
0:37
238
Chopsticks
0:24
0:24
239
Cannibalism
0:32
0:32
240
People Owner’s Manual
0:49
0:49
241
Favor
0:44
0:44
242
Men’s Attention
0:42
0:42
243
Beauty Contest
0:19
0:19
244
Pocketbooks
0:26
0:26
245
Flower Power
0:55
0:55
246
Always Friends
0:17
0:17
247
Thin, Single, and Neat
0:35
0:35
248
Baby Visit
0:47
0:47
249
Night Guy/Morning Guy
1:30
1:30
250
The Double O's
3:49
3:49
251
Doing Nothing
0:34
0:34
252
Weddings
7:24
7:24
253
Divorce
0:35
0:35
254
Live Together
0:26
0:26
255
Commitment/Rejection
0:48
0:48
256
Marriage Chess
1:02
1:02
257
Married/Single
2:57
2:57
258
A Wife Is an Extra Head
0:23
0:23
259
Tone
2:50
2:50
260
Relationship Underwear
0:25
0:25
261
Blind Sight
1:00
1:00
262
Lip Liner
0:39
0:39
263
No Important Calls
0:44
0:44
264
*69
1:24
1:24
265
BlackBerry Relation-Chips
1:00
1:00
266
Links
0:53
0:53
267
Facebook
0:49
0:49
268
Twitter
0:31
0:31
269
Preferency People
0:38
0:38
270
Repeat Story
0:58
0:58
271
Blowing Smoke
1:27
1:27
272
Non-Statements
1:32
1:32
273
Coffee Says
1:27
1:27
274
Coffee Break
0:21
0:21
275
Alcoholic Coffee Drinks
0:46
0:46
276
5-Hour Energy Drink
1:03
1:03
277
Cold Beer
0:19
0:19
278
Orange Juice
0:30
0:30
279
Almond Milk
0:26
0:26
280
Pizza Hut
0:47
0:47
281
Raisin Bran
0:49
0:49
282
Haggar Slacks
0:27
0:27
283
Cookies
1:56
1:56
284
Gym
1:07
1:07
285
The Chair
0:34
0:34
286
The Strip
0:43
0:43
287
Earpiece
0:23
0:23
288
The Crisis
0:56
0:56
289
No News
0:41
0:41
290
Old News
0:17
0:17
291
Break-in
0:28
0:28
292
Weather Girls
0:37
0:37
293
Sports Watch
1:06
1:06
294
Gambling in Vegas
0:55
0:55
295
Cremation
0:44
0:44
296
Glad Sandwich Bags
0:59
0:59
297
Nose Hair
0:50
0:50
298
Itching, Burning and Redness
0:39
0:39
299
Suicide Bomber
0:32
0:32
300
Terrorist Monkey Bars
0:47
0:47
301
Slightly Nazi
1:17
1:17
302
Car Horn
0:33
0:33
303
Directions Voice
0:25
0:25
304
OnStar
1:07
1:07
305
Opposite Clothes
0:22
0:22
306
Liberace
0:44
0:44
307
Movie Garbage
1:00
1:00
308
Grip
0:40
0:40
309
Public Restroom
1:39
1:39
310
All Awards Are Stupid
2:52
2:52
311
The Audience Decides
0:45
0:45
312
Your Job
0:38
0:38
313
The Offensive Brain
1:14
1:14
314
Everything Is Garbage
3:38
3:38
315
DNA
0:47
0:47
316
Conceived
0:16
0:16
317
Baby Born
0:26
0:26
318
Baby Products
0:19
0:19
319
Birthday Clown
0:45
0:45
320
Birthday Kids Jumpy Castle
0:32
0:32
321
Circus
0:46
0:46
322
Annoying Line
0:51
0:51
323
Family Member Stickers
0:59
0:59
324
Daddy’s Home
0:53
0:53
325
Golf
0:54
0:54
326
Kids in Bed
0:38
0:38
327
The Idea of Dad
0:19
0:19
328
Thank You Monkey
0:38
0:38
329
Mob Boss
0:58
0:58
330
Other Kids over My House
1:16
1:16
331
Star Wars
0:48
0:48
332
Sucks and Great
2:59
2:59
333
The Teens
1:41
1:41
334
Annoying Friends
0:58
0:58
335
Out
1:19
1:19
336
Ready
0:57
0:57
337
Marriage Happy
0:56
0:56
338
Two Things
0:58
0:58
339
Dogs Playing Poker
1:08
1:08
340
Men as Dogs
0:42
0:42
341
Guard Gate Filtration System
0:57
0:57
342
Look Fat
1:03
1:03
343
Marriage Kit
0:41
0:41
344
Childhood 1960s
1:04
1:04
345
Good Humor
0:31
0:31
346
Parent Style
1:40
1:40
347
Piñata
0:47
0:47
348
Gutter Ball
1:00
1:00
349
A Marriage Moment
1:19
1:19
350
Dual Zone Climate Control
1:36
1:36
351
Just Honks
0:27
0:27
352
Family Vacation
0:48
0:48
353
Vacation Me
0:25
0:25
354
Zip Line
0:38
0:38
355
Stand-Up Paddle Board
0:26
0:26
356
The Jet Ski
0:27
0:27
357
Father’s Day
0:27
0:27
358
Dad Is a Helium Balloon
0:55
0:55
359
Kids Don’t Want Parents
1:26
1:26
360
99% of the Brain
0:46
0:46
361
Pop-Tarts
2:25
2:25
362
All You Can Eat
2:15
2:15
363
Swanson TV Dinner
1:32
1:32
364
The Raisin
2:34
2:34
365
The Weight Problem
0:36
0:36
366
Donut Holes
0:45
0:45
367
Offer Drinks
0:46
0:46
368
Hydrate
0:40
0:40
369
Tired
0:46
0:46
370
Sleep Aids and Coffee
0:30
0:30
371
The Out Thing
0:45
0:45
372
Coming Down Your Aisle
0:44
0:44
373
The Finger
0:55
0:55
374
Prison
0:20
0:20
375
Get the Hell Out
0:46
0:46
376
Your Place
1:02
1:02
377
Work Home Plane
0:33
0:33
378
Got to Go
0:40
0:40
379
Conversations Week
0:32
0:32
380
Life Is Too Long
0:45
0:45
381
Special Event
1:03
1:03
382
In the City, On the Island
1:44
1:44
383
Social Species
0:54
0:54
384
It Is What It Is
1:05
1:05
385
Phony Siri Manners
1:18
1:18
386
Travel Safe
0:48
0:48
387
Solitary Confinement
0:47
0:47
388
Device Dictatorship
1:12
1:12
389
Gay French King
0:21
0:21
390
Half Myself/Half Phone
0:31
0:31
391
Uber
0:37
0:37
392
Talking Faces
0:55
0:55
393
Text Commercial
0:43
0:43
394
Text
0:24
0:24
395
Just the “K”
0:36
0:36
396
Ghosty Dots
0:33
0:33
397
Email/Post Office
2:05
2:05
398
First Camera Phone
1:53
1:53
399
Mom Gang
0:43
0:43
400
Golf Whisper
0:46
0:46
401
Other Whispers
1:01
1:01
402
Tattoo
0:44
0:44
403
We’re Living in Filth
1:01
1:01
404
NYC Awning
0:35
0:35
405
The NY Faux Courtesy Jog
0:27
0:27
406
In My 60s
0:58
0:58
407
I Don’t Turn Around
0:31
0:31
408
Knife Through a Shoe
0:27
0:27
409
Your Show/Unexpected
0:51
0:51
410
Human Being Business
0:47
0:47
411
More Babies
0:38
0:38
412
Cemetery
0:48
0:48
413
Tweet Means Tweet
0:45
0:45
414
Corona Kamikaze
1:28
1:28
415
Pre-Existing Conditions
0:41
0:41
416
A Spongy Life
1:20
1:20
417
Died Doing
0:44
0:44
418
Plastic Bathroom
1:40
1:40
419
Flex Seal
3:55
3:55
420
Acknowledgements
2:10
2:10
421
Outro
1:12
1:12