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The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

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Release year 2023

Tracklist

1
Opening Credits
2
Dedication
3
Chapter 01
4
Chapter 02
5
Your Own Dimension
6
Chapter 03
7
FAQ: Have I Time Traveled?
8
Chapter 04
9
Chapter 05
10
Chapter 06
11
FAQ: Why Do Some Things about My Dimension Contradict the Historical Record?
12
Chapter 07
13
Chapter 08
14
FAQ: What Can I Expect from My Dimension?
15
Chapter 09
16
You Are a Wizard
17
Chapter 10
18
Chapter 11
19
FAQ: Can I Have a Dimension Full of Talking Bananas?
20
Chapter 12
21
FAQ: All Right, WHY Can’t I Have a Dimension Full of Talking Bananas?
22
Chapter 13
23
Chapter 14
24
Our Fantastic Packages!
25
Chapter 15
26
FAQ: How Can I Be Certain My Personal Wizard Dimension™ Won’t Be Corrupted by Other Visitors?
27
Chapter 16
28
Chapter 17
29
FAQ: Can I Transfer Things Between Dimensions?
30
Chapter 18
31
Chapter 19
32
FAQ: Why Does Everyone in Britain Speak Modern English in My Pre-Norman-Conquest Dimension? Shouldn’t That Require an Incredible Alignment of Social and Linguistic Factors That Would Never in a Million Years Align in Such a Convenient Way?
33
Chapter 20
34
Chapter 21
35
Chapter 22
36
How to Be a Wizard
37
Chapter 23
38
Chapter 24
39
FAQ: Wait. Did I Just Do a Colonialism?
40
Chapter 25
41
Chapter 26
42
FAQ: What If I’m Still Worried about the Ethics of Essentially Colonizing the British Isles, Influencing the Course of History for an Entire People?
43
Chapter 27
44
Chapter 28
45
(New!) Better than True Life Experiences™
46
Chapter 29
47
Chapter 30
48
FAQ: What If I Don’t Like My Dimension? Are Refunds Available?
49
Chapter 31
50
Chapter 32
51
Chapter 33
52
Chapter 34
53
Chapter 35
54
Chapter 36
55
The Wizard’s Burden
56
Chapter 37
57
Epilogue
58
Postscript
59
Acknowledgments
60
About the Author
61
About the Narrators and Producer
62
Back Cover
63
Closing Credits