Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Awaiting the Video Game Crash

Release date April, 2005

Tracklist

1
Capcom Still Doesn't Present
0:19
0:19
2
In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger
1:08
1:08
3
Poon Tank
0:23
0:23
4
KMFCM (Kill Mother Fucking Cory Monster)
1:30
1:30
5
Girls Who Google Their Name
0:21
0:21
6
Ashlee Vanilli (AKA "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
0:16
0:16
7
Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
0:17
0:17
8
Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men? ...Because Opposites Attract
0:55
0:55
9
Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears
0:37
0:37
10
Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
1:01
1:01
11
9/13/93
1:29
1:29
12
Awaiting the Video Game Crash
1:36
1:36
13
Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
0:27
0:27
14
Napalm Sticks to Little Girls
0:20
0:20
15
New Games Suck, but They're Still Better Than Girls
0:16
0:16
16
We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends
0:55
0:55
17
Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s
0:50
0:50
18
Shoujocide
0:53
0:53
19
Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
0:05
0:05
20
Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain't Here No Mo
0:27
0:27
21
New Black Eyed Peas vs Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
0:41
0:41
22
Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine?
2:25
2:25
23
Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
0:06
0:06
24
John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
1:07
1:07
25
Sebastianna's Coke Nail
0:41
0:41
26
Psychic Enemy Hotline
1:08
1:08
27
Adult Swim vs. Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever
0:39
0:39
28
And the Winner Is...... DIR EN GREY!!
0:24
0:24
29
The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 1
0:11
0:11
30
The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 2
0:16
0:16
31
If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick
0:11
0:11
32
Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game
0:13
0:13
33
EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir En Grey Fancunts)
1:11
1:11
34
Electronic GAY-ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?)
0:41
0:41
35
Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies, Part 2)
2:53
2:53
36
NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene
0:34
0:34
37
Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
1:08
1:08
38
Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand
0:50
0:50
39
Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
1:36
1:36
40
The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
0:38
0:38
41
Pokerap
0:21
0:21
42
If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
0:28
0:28
43
Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original
0:07
0:07
44
This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It
0:15
0:15
45
Zack Morris's Cell Phone
0:17
0:17
46
Music to Pop Zits To
0:20
0:20
47
Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both
0:12
0:12
48
I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult
0:46
0:46
49
Cunt Flavored Slushies
0:57
0:57
50
The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag
0:29
0:29
51
Why Princesses Wear Pink
1:16
1:16
52
Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut
0:56
0:56
53
Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime
0:17
0:17
54
Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems
0:48
0:48
55
Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny
0:55
0:55
56
The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
3:28
3:28
57
What? Another Sex Tape?
0:38
0:38
58
No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP
0:18
0:18
59
Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
1:52
1:52
60
Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up
0:21
0:21
61
If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess ANYONE, Why the FUCK Would They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You
0:18
0:18
62
Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
0:06
0:06
63
Mary Kate's Coke Nail
1:22
1:22
64
Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
0:22
0:22
65
Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...... Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
0:40
0:40
66
Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
0:42
0:42
67
Get Fucking Cancer
2:00
2:00
68
The New Video Game Crash
5:02
5:02
69
This Is Track Sixty Nine (feat. The Girls Against Boys Dude, the Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave)
10:49
10:49