Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Discography Because Reality Is Shit

Because Reality Is Shit

Release date August 21, 2011

Tracklist

1

1:20

2

Somehow He Contracted Self Diagnosed Aspergers

0:49

3

Attack of the Cannibal Quacks

1:03

4

Act 12, Stage 8

0:23

5

A Stripper Named Gertrude

0:30

6

Paula Deen Sings the Hits: Twisted Sister

0:33

7

I Hope Some Dude From a Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out

2:03

8

Jamie Bunker’s Power Mullet Says Gaiares Is Pretty Awesome

0:24

9

Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and the Pips

1:34

10

Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die

1:02

11

I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-Hole, I'm a Prick

0:43

12

Hellbent for Heathers

2:01

13

0:50

14

Music for 13 Year Old Girls to Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid at Each Other)

0:55

15

My Soul Infested With Swimming Horses of Blood

0:34

16

The New Scared Straight (As Proposed by Tossed Salad Man)

0:08

17

The Trend Is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)

0:40

18

Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film

1:34

19

Telemundo Estilo de Vila Masoquismo

0:41

20

The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special

0:42

21

Act 77, Stage 9

0:25

22

Pissing on Your Kids Roadside Memorial

0:17

23

Act 18, Stage 77

0:13

24

The Perils of Penelope Pin-Up

1:56

25

Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!

1:08

26

Like an Autotune Giraffe

1:03

27

Loldongs? Fucking LOLDONGS?!!

0:19

28

Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert

0:36

29

0:50

30

I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors

2:08

31

Should Have Died at Twenty Seven

1:22

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