Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

Give Us Ice Cream... OR DIE

Release date June, 2003

Tracklist

1
Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles
2
Baked Vagina Ham
3
Were You Beaten With a Sock Full of Batteries (Because If Not That Can Be Arranged)
4
Flibbityjibbit
5
Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her
6
Chew My Root
7
She Looks Like Someone Set Her Face on Fire and Put It Out With a Cinderblock
8
Fuck You Devinn Lane
9
Die Naked
10
Going to Neo Jersey? Don't Take Your Claritin
11
He Who Dies With the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win
12
How Many 80's Pornos Have You Been In
13
Weapons of Mass Destruction in Modern Sports
14
Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich
15
Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish
16
Flight of the Regulators
17
Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape
18
I Suppose You're Gonna Tell Me How the White Man Caused This
19
Smackindahos
20
You'll Never See Your Precious Pie Fucker Again
21
Pimp Your Daughter
22
One Word Explanation of How SIN Can Afford All Those CDs
23
Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has but Me
24
J-Ho Will Shrink Into Her Ass
25
Pussy Is a Weakness You Fucking Pussy
26
Shut Up Bitch, Go Bake Me a Turkey Pot Pie
27
Toilet Bowl Vagina
28
To This Dying Band
29
12ovagina
30
Squeaking Spring Homicide
31
Your Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD
32
That Song That Comes on When Your Mother Puts You on Hold on the Phone at Work
33
Top Ten Coolest Things About Girls
34
Itain'tovermotherfuckers
35
Funkydrummer - Crackpipe
36
Boden (Noir Fluerir)
37
Half Bat Half Man
38
Jailbait Fanservice (a.k.a. Necrophilia Orgy With the Donnas Corpses)
39
Fucked Up Repugnant Shit
40
Ann-Thrax Letter (remix)
41
Seppuku With a Cellphone
42
How Angelina Jolie Singlehandedly Made the Entire Female Gender Sexually Confused
43
If You Don't Like Kisou You're Fucking Gay
44
If You Don't Like Six Ugly You're Fucking Gay
45
Kill Abbey Gennet
46
Rot Winona Rot
47
tAtU Aren't Real Dykes
48
Cory's Been Hanging Around the Twins Too Much
49
No
50
Representin' for 03 Fo Shizzle
51
Fuck Her (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+)
52
You're Girlfreind Looks Like the Guy From POD (as performed by +killthemanbecomethemonster+)
53
Jaimeisahookerwithapenis
54
We Figured You Could Use an Explanation as to Why This Was Done