of Montreal

The Early Four Track Recordings

Release date January 16, 2001

Tracklist

1
Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
3:23
3:23
2
Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
1:42
1:42
3
Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
3:30
3:30
4
Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
2:09
2:09
5
Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub
3:18
3:18
6
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
2:38
2:38
7
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub
0:58
0:58
8
Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
2:23
2:23
9
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
2:19
2:19
10
Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
1:13
1:13
11
Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub
2:49
2:49
12
Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
1:27
1:27
13
Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
5:09
5:09
14
Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
2:24
2:24
15
Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
2:47
2:47
16
Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom
3:50
3:50

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