Patent Pending

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

Release date January 23, 2004

Tracklist

1
Los Angeles
3:52
3:52
2
Decemberween
4:03
4:03
3
Bad News Bear
3:00
3:00
4
Tipperary
2:49
2:49
5
Dying In Mt. Sinai
2:38
2:38
6
The Most Important Song Ever Written
0:23
0:23
7
Yellow Snow
2:39
2:39
8
Snake Eyes
3:59
3:59
9
Cheer Up Emo Kid
2:49
2:49
10
Parting Gifts
3:17
3:17
11
The Hoe‐Down
2:39
2:39
12
Levittown Is For Lovers
3:59
3:59
13
Red Martians Redux
3:42
3:42
14
Decemberween (live acoustic)
5:00
5:00

Current tour

Patent Pending is on tour now!

Patent Pending will be next performing at F.N.B. Stadium (Formerly Highmark Stadium) on Friday 25 September 2026, and is scheduled to play 2 concerts across 1 countries in 2026.

Upcoming Concerts