secondgradeknifefight

2 full years of utter nonsense by

Release date October 20, 2019

Tracklist

1
Chemistry 211 (Stay Away From Ryan, He Scratches)
0:30
0:30
2
I’m Not Even Mad Mine Isn’t Movie Quality (Stepping Out of My Comfort Zone)
0:50
0:50
3
Captain Tom‐Tom (Another Ballad of Love)
0:35
0:35
4
My Nana Takes Her Wig Off When She’s Drunk (Fire Up Them Grills)
0:23
0:23
5
Redneck Inter‐Lewd‐Acts 23 (Keep on Truckin)
0:48
0:48
6
Wave Bye to Uncle Jim (A Relaxing Day on the Roof)
0:48
0:48
7
Butterfly Death Squad (I Swear to God, I Swear to God)
1:18
1:18
8
Think Again Tommy I Stole Your Mom’s Dildo (Live Laugh Love)
0:21
0:21
9
I Don’t Care If You’re a Paraplegic, Let’s Play Twister (It’s All in the Hips)
0:40
0:40
10
Damn, I Can’t Find My Dad’s Cock Ring (A Bad Time at Uncle Fuck’s)
0:38
0:38
11
He Had a Voice That Could Make a Wolverine Purr and Suits So Fine They Made Sinatra Look Like a Hobo (A Man on Fire)
0:29
0:29
12
David Letterman Cuckold Dance Party (Please Don’t Get It in My Hair)
0:42
0:42
13
The Human Torch Was Denied a Bank Loan and Mr. Fantastic Had Sex With a Rubber Band Ball (It Was Not Fun to Watch)
0:45
0:45
14
Jesus Definitely Had a Huge Dong, No Questions Asked (It Looks Bigger in Person)
0:38
0:38
15
Shut Up Chuck You Fucked My Surfboard (And the Lord Said Amen)
0:55
0:55
16
Green Eggs and the Hamburglars Revenge (Don’t You Even Think About Eating Those Cat Turds Timothy)
0:54
0:54
17
Living With Droopy Dog Gave Me the Boom Snap (It Was Actually the Clap)
1:22
1:22
18
I Suck Dicks Like You for Breakfast (Getting Back at Uncle Fuck)
0:54
0:54
19
I Went to a Carnival With the Cheesburger Picnic and I Left With Two Stuffed Bears and Half a Dirty Popsicle (Friends Forever)
1:01
1:01
20
It Isn’t a Phase Mom, Barney Lives Vicariously Through Me Now (Purple Suit of God)
1:06
1:06
21
Who What When Where Why Did You Take My Bug Collection (There’s No Trust in This Household)
0:47
0:47
22
Don’t Tell Me You Like Monster Energy Drinks Because I’ll Break Your Kneecaps Motherfucker (Tanya Harding Shuffle)
0:58
0:58
23
My Heart Is Broken but I Still Need to Get My Jetta Fixed ASAP (No Time for Tom Foolery)
0:58
0:58
24
Glass Vampires Roam These Darkened Woods Fellas (Protek Ya Nek)
1:15
1:15
25
The Devil Is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass (Goodbye Uncle Fuck)
1:00
1:00
26
Now I’m Not a Violent Person, but I Would Kill Someone in Front of They Granmama for a Ten Speed (The Rebirth of Uncle Fuck)
1:21
1:21
27
This Shit Goes Out to the Dude With the Monster Tat (Sick Ink Brotito)
1:27
1:27
28
Fuck Popeye’s Spinach I Eat Colgate Lasagna for These Bad Boys Mother Fucker (Fuck You Joel Osteen)
0:59
0:59
29
I Was Eatin Beans by Candle Light for a Decade (House of Wax 2005 Was Aight)
1:33
1:33
30
Dust Off Ya Filas It’s Time to Make Some Money Busta (For the Suckas)
1:16
1:16