The Locust

Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

Release date July 24, 2012
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Tracklist

1
How to Become a Virgin
0:48
0:48
2
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap
0:58
0:58
3
Twenty Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
0:52
0:52
4
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
0:36
0:36
5
The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
0:50
0:50
6
Perils of Believing in Round Squares
0:58
0:58
7
Flash’s Theme
0:57
0:57
8
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
0:50
0:50
9
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini‐Abs
0:38
0:38
10
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
0:43
0:43
11
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
0:43
0:43
12
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
1:05
1:05
13
Flight of the Wounded Locust
2:37
2:37
14
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
0:42
0:42
15
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand Me Down Display Case
0:34
0:34
16
This Is Radio Surgery
0:41
0:41
17
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
0:46
0:46
18
Sever The Toes
0:53
0:53
19
Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
1:00
1:00
20
Moth Eaten Deer Head
1:13
1:13
21
Brand New Set of Teeth
0:38
0:38
22
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
0:41
0:41
23
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
0:46
0:46
24
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
0:29
0:29
25
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
0:33
0:33
26
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
0:45
0:45
27
Straight From the Horse's Mouth
1:11
1:11
28
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
0:39
0:39
29
Twenty Three Full Time Cowboys
1:05
1:05
30
Backbones of Jack Asses
1:26
1:26
31
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
0:37
0:37
32
Skin Graft at Seventy Five Miles Per Hour
0:42
0:42
33
High‐Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
0:58
0:58
34
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
0:49
0:49
35
Kill Roger Hedgecock
0:47
0:47
36
Hairspray Suppository
0:49
0:49
37
Cattle Mutilation
0:27
0:27
38
Prepare to Qualify
0:33
0:33
39
Pain Reliever
0:29
0:29
40
Off by a Long Shot
0:42
0:42
41
#99
0:29
0:29
42
Head Hits Concrete
0:48
0:48
43
Ass Gravity
0:37
0:37
44
Keep Off the Tracks
1:20
1:20

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