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Corporate Symphony No. 1

Release date October 01, 2017

Tracklist

1
Congratulations! (A Personalized e-Invitation)
0:42
0:42
2
Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)
2:56
2:56
3
Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in A Major)
1:37
1:37
4
Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)
3:25
3:25
5
Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)
1:11
1:11
6
Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)
5:00
5:00
7
Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)
3:15
3:15
8
Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)
3:39
3:39
9
Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))
1:46
1:46
10
Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)
2:12
2:12
11
Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)
1:19
1:19
12
Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)
3:04
3:04
13
Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)
1:48
1:48
14
Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)
1:36
1:36
15
Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)
1:47
1:47
16
Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)
1:56
1:56
17
Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)
4:01
4:01
18
Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)
4:06
4:06
19
Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)
3:08
3:08
20
Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)
2:10
2:10
21
Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))
2:56
2:56
22
Notice of Termination
5:44
5:44
23
Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)
0:42
0:42