Various Artists

MarsCon: The 2017 Fund Raiser

Release date 2017

Tracklist

1
Friday Night Intro
2
Dumbledore (Weird Al Anecdote version)
3
Nina
4
I Dropped My Phone in the Toilet
5
What’s in My Hot Dog
2:08
2:08
6
Steve Is a Whore
7
Creepy Kind of Love
8
Don’t Be Obscene
9
Zombie Girl
3:10
3:10
10
The Worst Disease
11
I Didn’t Fuck It Up
12
MILF
4:11
4:11
13
Gimme a Man Over 40
14
I Ain’t Fundin’ That Shit
15
Carla and Steve Text About Katie
16
In an I-HOP
17
Dinky McDiddlyboots
1:48
1:48
18
My Little Pwnage
19
Schaffer Pulled in Some First-Time Attendees
20
Boo! (I'm a Ghost)
3:35
3:35
21
Do Sex
3:40
3:40
22
Yes
3:08
3:08
23
Cat People
3:49
3:49
24
The First-Timers Are Happy With Their STD
25
Saturday Intro
26
Demi Moore
27
The Ancient One
28
Lando (Episode VII)
29
(Nobody Loves the) Comedy Band
30
Phil Took My Dolphin Away
31
Rated-G Life
1:47
1:47
32
Monster Polka
2:44
2:44
33
Gonna Make Kyle Sweat
34
There's No Link Between All Of This And Cheese
2:41
2:41
35
The Floating Princess (2016)
36
I’m Vambre Warrior
3:29
3:29
37
It’s a Fanboy Christmas Best-Of Medley
38
Ice King Baby
3:09
3:09
39
Grease Wars
13:41
13:41
40
This Is What Happens When You Give Logan a Medley
6:02
6:02
41
Urban Dictionary
42
You’re a Feminist
43
Sex Rhymes
2:08
2:08
44
Put It Away
45
Benedict Cumberbatch
46
Sunday Intro
47
The Voices in Your Head (Have Started a Podcast)
3:17
3:17
48
Janice Gorch (A Promposal)
3:13
3:13
49
The Elephant
50
In My Driverless Car
51
Fury Road
52
Internet Famous
53
Kylo (Lionel Richie version)
54
Actual Musicians!
55
Uber Uber Alles
56
The Great Baristo
3:34
3:34
57
Rainbow Train
58
I Don’t Know the Words to This Song
59
Smell My Nipple, Win a Prize
60
Laundromat of Sin
61
Istanbul, Not Constantinople
62
Boogie
63
Ain’t We Crazy
64
Ice Hair
65
Contemplating the Luke Ski of a Parallel Dimension
66
Second Week of Deer Camp
5:58
5:58
67
MarsCon 2016 Outro

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Various Artists is on tour now!

Various Artists will be next performing at Huntington Bank Pavilion on Saturday 06 June 2026, and is scheduled to play 4 concerts across 2 countries in 2026.

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