Various Artists

Monumentally Retarded

Release date 1998

Tracklist

1
Tardacious (medley)
5:51
5:51
2
Eat Some Not
0:24
0:24
3
Blearrghh
0:05
0:05
4
Mowing Elvis' Lawn
1:32
1:32
5
Airplane Food
0:35
0:35
6
A Slice of "Carbohydrate Vroom"
0:26
0:26
7
Mary's Revenge
0:10
0:10
8
I'm Plumbing for Aliens
0:12
0:12
9
Tetanus
0:33
0:33
10
Plane of Nonexistence
0:50
0:50
11
Long Ago and Far Away
1:10
1:10
12
Cerebral Gallstone Sauce With Cheesecake
0:57
0:57
13
Springtime in the Park
0:09
0:09
14
Lawnmower Death
0:15
0:15
15
Whitska Whotsky
0:52
0:52
16
A Quote From William
3:22
3:22
17
Lunchpail
0:20
0:20
18
E.R.A.
0:55
0:55
19
Brlbrlbrlbrllrblr
1:08
1:08
20
Stupid in the Night
0:51
0:51
21
Pork Rind Farm
1:32
1:32
22
Squeaky Mouse Goes to Hell/Saturday What?
1:48
1:48
23
Stop You're Killing Me
1:51
1:51
24
Potatoes From Mars
1:37
1:37
25
Goats Are Your Frogs
1:24
1:24
26
My Dog Is a Rock Climbing Fool
0:54
0:54
27
Fuck People
0:20
0:20
28
Camel Shit
0:03
0:03
29
Clam Shit
1:01
1:01
30
The Trouble With Today's Nickels
0:31
0:31
31
Handful of Angry Mooseturds (H.A.M.)
2:43
2:43
32
Qrat PIP Squot BIKP
0:54
0:54
33
Fart
0:05
0:05
34
Country Tune (Grab You Crotches)
1:36
1:36
35
The Car Song
2:21
2:21
36
John Lennon Stuffed Seven Irish Setters in Frank Sinatra's Pussy
1:20
1:20
37
One Way Trip
1:22
1:22
38
Spinach
0:21
0:21
39
Ted's Family Diary
1:53
1:53
40
Escape From Intelligence
1:55
1:55
41
Fear Echo
1:13
1:13
42
Satan's Mother in Labour
0:17
0:17
43
Log
0:40
0:40
44
I Am a Redneck
1:02
1:02
45
I Am Retarded Ded Did Dead Did Dead Did Did Did Did
0:44
0:44
46
Hemorrhoy Blows Some Goat Hair
0:58
0:58
47
I'm Going to the Bathroom, It Makes Me Feel Fine!
4:59
4:59
48
Mosquitoes
1:01
1:01
49
Eat Your Veggies
2:19
2:19
50
Fuck! An Actual Good Song!
0:37
0:37
51
Buy Wise Special
0:07
0:07
52
*len64z? Arlonopia
2:46
2:46
53
Dan Curewitz Blues
3:11
3:11
54
Sometimes
0:53
0:53
55
Smile
1:17
1:17
56
Peter Gunn
0:43
0:43
57
Mommy's Gone
1:37
1:37
58
You're So Stupid
0:47
0:47

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